i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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