dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I want you more than these girls want KFC
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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