you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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