i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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