I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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