I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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