So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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