should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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