and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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