So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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