is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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