Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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