Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
