You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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