Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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