i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
