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Is this the I'm gay speech?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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