Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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