I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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