dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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