did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
ok first of all what the fuck
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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