What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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