Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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