youre lurking in front of me
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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