just come out here and I will go home with you...
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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