She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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