So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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