I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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