Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
ok first of all what the fuck
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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