RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I just sucked dick on a ferry
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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