I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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