question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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