i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I think your dad took our porno
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
