im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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