We won't sleep together?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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