ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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