ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
