I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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