I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Rumble strips road head = magical
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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