Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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