honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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