Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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