Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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