oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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