I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize