So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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