drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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