I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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