The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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