Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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