I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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