In the future we'll all be gay
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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