This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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