problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
it glows. i had to have it.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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