im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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